I'm decorating for a few friends here in the city and was sifting through rugs this AM. I came across this doormat at Urban Outfitters asking me to please not leave, and it made me so happy on this rainy muggy morning. My mom used to have one of the "Please Go Away" doormats. I had to tell her I didn't think the sarcasm was cute. Probably none of my business, but I like to be welcomed, I thought she should know. Now you can welcome your guests + keep them as long as possible.